theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

(via chilicurry)

Tags: PUNS

ironpatriotisstupid:

livemulticulturally:

have you ever just

stopped whatever you were doing

to look at an english word and

“you look like a fake word”

yacht

(via plotdesigner)

charminglyantiquated:

today I learned that in the 1600s the Pasha of Algiers made it a capital offense to remove one’s thumbs from one’s girdle while having an argument, in an attempt to limit brawling. as a result, street fights are reported to have become a combination of shouting vicious…

vineweaver:

Video games are so weird. Hey you just killed a giant goat man, have a pair of shoes you’re not intelligent enough to wear.

(via ruingaraf)

neutralnewt:

iiiarclight:

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

(Source: tooruoikawa, via plotdesigner)

thesassylorax:

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

I’M TWENTY YEARS OLD AND I STILL LOSE MY SHIT AT THIS EVERY GODDAMN TIME

image

This episode turns 13 years old this year. That’s horrifying.

(via kuja9001)

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

(via kiwiggle)

susiron:

I did a thing

(via styliferous)

shibabear:

GOOD MORNING STARSHINE THE SUN SAYS HELLO

shibabear:

GOOD MORNING STARSHINE THE SUN SAYS HELLO

(Source: mrs-polnareff, via dragoncampaign)